You value practicality and simplicity. You sleep in and you’re not afraid to let your dripper do a little work for you. Kalita Brewer, you’re adaptable, respectful, open, and laid back, which makes you a wonderful person to travel with. You’re a dog person, but maybe you aren’t responsible enough to own a dog. You know how to unwind, pamper yourself, and have fun; just don’t forget to pay attention in time for your second pour. 

Origami Brewer, you’re a visionary, a tastemaker, a legend, an experimentalist. You rock chic solid colors and mock turtlenecks; you have an artistic hobby; you listen to obscure 70s records; your apartment may or may not have been featured in an international style magazine, but you definitely have a ton of plants in there. We can all appreciate form as well as function, but you, Origami Brewer, are way too cool for the rest of us. Like Warhol, your life is your art, and every day is a painting.

You, Chemex Brewer, know about coffee. You take your time while ordering in the shop, but you always end up getting a natural processed Ethiopian. You value efficiency, productivity, and learning new things, but what others love about you is your enthusiasm. You like being in nature, but feel at home in a city, and during the quarantine, you got really into making fermented foods. You might own a bike, you might meditate, but you most definitely love indie rock. 

Melitta Brewer, you’re an absolute classic. You don’t shy away from dark roasts, percolators, or bitterness, and you certainly don’t care about third wave antics. You could drink Cafe Bustelo every morning and be totally fine. You prefer physical media like pen and paper or old book editions, and you either drink your coffee out of a novelty mug or a cup and saucer set.

You’re a perfectionist. A control freak. You like to create and stick to a strict recipe, but you love even more to hit those tasting notes every time—it feels like getting a perfect score on an exam. You’re a straight shooter, V60 Brewer, but you appreciate a clean cup of coffee from anywhere; you appreciate excellence, not uniformity. Your attention to detail is admirable, but it can get you into trouble when you have other work to attend to. After all, it’s okay to get a B every once in a while.